we´ve already had one group of kids come and go (they stay for two weeks except for a very small few who stay for a month). my first group of boys were ok, some of them were little ##### like the one who cried cuz i wouldnt give him chocolate icecream for misbehaving and being a little dickhead. the other hilarious with those group is that they were so ####### hormonal for bloody 11 year olds, i had two boys have a falling out over a girl and none of them have even hit puberty yet! and then i had another boy who kissed somewhere between 4-6 girls, one of which was his 16 year old horse riding instructor!! wat a stud. hrm wat else. oyes the middle weekend of each camp (two weeks incase you ahdnt worked that out) we go on excursions with the kids (we only go on one of them, the kids go on two) and i got to go to the jerez (pronounced hereth) zoo. pretty much only one funny thing happened here. one of my kids (i had a group of about 14 kids or so, there were a lot more other kids of course) who is an absolute ####### space cadet thuoght it would be a good idea to danglea shoe lace into a sunken monkey enclosure, then when i was like miguel WTF are you doing he dropped it and then proceeded to touch the electric fence...such a dumbass. ohyes every camp there is a night called casino night, where the kids basically have to win games to effectively get as many chances to vote as possible for who they want ´gunked´, this was a fairly hilarious night and i spent most of the night ######## myself cuz it i had wat appeared to be an unnassailable lead (all the kids wanted gunk in my beautiful beautiful hair), but then all the seniors went up at the last minute and all voted for one of the teachers they hated and hence she got gunked. crap most of this stuff will just be easier to explain next time i see yuo hahaha. hrm well there has been a fair bit of drunken reverly although we can only go out basically two nights every week. but last tiem we went out, which was last saturday night, which was also class cuz we all got to go out cuz the kids had left that day. anyway just a little way up the road ppl basically block off a street or two and drink and it was so ####### crazy, there were so many ppl there just drinking in the streets and everything it was so ####### cool and so many hot spanish chicks t was ridiculious. but it was even funnier the next day when everyone was as hungover as #### and the new group of kids were arriving, im suprised the parents didnt find it slightly suspsicious that everyone was wearing sunglasses on an overcast day. that day was massively ####, i was so tired etc and my new kids were being ##### and blah. but my new kids are good, apart from they´ve decided that im in love with the welfare monitor here and they say to me all the ####### time ´alex you love monica´ and its actually quite ####### annoying now.  oh ok other drinking adventures,,,well there is not much to say other than we basically go to this bar down the road adn then usually venture to the 24 hour diner (what a concept, what a glorious glorious concept). oh but one funny thing was one time i got absolutely ###### up when we went down to the beach to drink and i came back and i sleep in the drivers room when im on my night off because naturally they dont want you stubbling home at 5 in the monring drunk and waking up any kids or anything. so anyway i was spastically drunk and i woke up that morning to a curious sight, two of the drivers with a lenth of rope tryign to tie me to the bed. after being caught red handed they went away and i went back to sleep. i woke up again later again to a most curious sight one of the drivers and the senior kids co-ordinator attempting to tie me to the bed, again they gave up once caught and went off. i woke up a third tiem this time to find tim (the junior co-ordinator and effectively my boss) and again the senior co-ordinator attempting to tie me to the bed. having said that i got lucky one girl basiaclly passed out once in the staff room after a night of drinking and ppl covered her in boxes, an umbrella, a loaf of stale bread, chocolate and basically eveerything and anything they could find in the staff room. they then blew a whistle in her ear cuz they wanted her to jump and watch all the #### go flying but she didnt even budge. ahhh good times good times. well thats about it apart from all the kids here call me piko (pi ho) which means posh, cuz of my hair, which is fairly ironic seeing as these kids are some of the biggest spooner kids ever. oh also stuff is cheap in spain including booze and cigarrettes, for example a bottle of vodka is c. €8-€9 at the supermarket which is about $12-14 bucks, ####### class no? and even at the bottle-o you get a bottle of vodka, a big bottle of coke and a big plastic cup for €15 so about $22, and keeping in mind that you are generally at least just splitting the cost i can get drunk here for about 6 euro or 9 aus dollars. ciggarrets for a 20 pack are about €2-3 or 3-4 aus dollars. also spain is rad, also i want to learn spanish and i have learnt a tiny little bit so i know when the kids are swearing and i can get simple messages across like hurry up. hahahaha also another funny thing that was started by one of the senior monitors who is a funny funny man is our obsession with t-bagging. basically all the guys who work here now have a habit of yelling out t-bag as loud as possible infront of as many kids as possible cuz they have no idea what you´re saying. also i´d like to take this moment to point out that no actaul t-bagging has been done,,,to the best of my knowledge.also dont see the movie the lady killers i saw it last night ehre at camp and it wasnt v good. anyway this isnt very interesting and most of this stuff was just funny at the time and im tired of typing now and at least i did an update so stop complaining. i love you all...except for you. peace and love